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October 04, 2006
I'm Back!
Well, it'd been almost a year, but I'm back! I'm still teaching (year #7), I now have a Master's Degree, a new dog (a rat terrier named Chloe, Winnie died in June) and am feeling fairly well settled in my life. I feel like I have more time to spew my innards into cyber space here, so I hope someone reads this! Feel free to kick my ass if I drop off the face of the Earth again!
So, Ken Paves, hairdresser to the stars and Jessica Simpson's own personal remora looks like Sandy Duncan after she has decided to become Stanley Duncan.
First off, you must know that I loathe Jessica Simpson, as well as anyone else who markets their stupidity for financial gain. Of course, here I am the media whore who sucks it all up, but I still don't like her. And this Ken Paves, who follows her everywhere, constantly in every picture! Either he is as stupid as she is or is getting a gazillion dollars, cause I don't know how else he could stand to spend that much time with her! And half the time her hair looks like crap!!! He gets paid for that shit!! And they now have a line of extensions out, and they are made of synthetic hair, which is basically Halloween wig hair quality! She is a millionaire and puts forth synthetic hair extensions? Yes, in a world of war, disease, poverty and violence, this is as important as dog shit, but still, come on! That is why I believe we need a special island full of complex machines for people like Lindsey Lohan and Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton, so they can go there and finish themselves off in bizarre accidents! Actually, put them on an island with a set of Legos and they would destroy themselves!
Posted by ahuckle at October 4, 2006 01:37 PM
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